Because you like Hayley Smith in American Dad!

A short-tempered guy, Bowser is determined to wreak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Davos Seaworth is steadfast, intelligent, and trustworthy, which are hard traits to find in a place like Westeros. See them in Game of Thrones.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.