Because you like Ice King in Adventure Time
Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.
Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.
A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.
Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.
A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.
In a rag-tag group of kids determined to take down the imperialistic Fire Lord, Katara is the glue that holds them together. See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
With those dearest to him dead and no one to trust, Max Rockatansky is a slightly hysterical man alone on the run in a post-apocalyptic world. See them in Mad Max: Fury Road.
Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.