Because you like Jacobim Mugatu in Zoolander

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Sensual, wild, and with a penchant for controlled substances, Lily is a ballet dancer who isn't afraid to let loose. See them in Black Swan.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.