Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Ramona Flowers is a delivery girl who's been through her fair share of bad breakups. Super-bad breakups! See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

Kenzo Tenma would have never guessed that ten-year-old he saved would later become a deadly serial killer intent on "thanking" him. See them in Monster (TV Show).

No one has seen The Mandalorian without his helmet since he swore the creed. See them in The Mandalorian.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Just because Dracula wants to suck your blood doesn't mean he's not a gentleman. See them in Dracula.

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

Good-natured, sensitive, and introspective, Mason is on a lifelong path to finding himself. See them in Boyhood.

Everyone is just a chess piece, and Izaya Orihara is a master player. See them in Durarara!!.

Jane Smith is a stone-cold killer, but you would never know it from looking at her. See them in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.