Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Nadine Franklin likes to wallow in her misery almost as much as she likes to torment her mother. See them in The Edge of Seventeen.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Irene Adler has to use both her brains and her body to survive. Luckily, she's usually the most brilliant person in the room. See them in Sherlock.

Eliot Waugh is the unspoken leader of his group of friends at a school for magic. See them in The Magicians.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Oscar Jarjayes is a sword-swinging, fearless Commander of the Royal Guard who cross-dresses as a man. See them in Rose of Versailles.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Robbie Turner has been accused of a crime he never committed, changing the course of his life forever. See them in Atonement.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

For the sake of science, Kurisu Makise will persevere no matter how deep into the dark secrets of the world she finds herself. See them in Steins;Gate.