Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Moana is brave, adventurous, and dutiful. And with the ocean on her side, there's no telling how far she'll go. See them in Moana.

Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

All of Tate Langdon's obsessions are dangerous. See them in American Horror Story.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

Gilbert Blythe is crushing on a red-haired orphan. See them in Anne With an E.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Corpse Bride's dreams were taken from her. But now - now she's stolen them from someone else. See them in Corpse Bride.

Jamie Fraser is a noble warrior with a romantic heart. See them in Outlander.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.