Because you like Maya Lambert in Zero Dark Thirty
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Jane Smith is a stone-cold killer, but you would never know it from looking at her. See them in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Noah Calhoun is lost without Allie, who seems to have moved on. See them in The Notebook.
It's time somebody has to take over. It might as well be Fish Mooney. See them in Gotham.
Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.
Rebecca Bunch struggles with decision making. So much so that she chases her high school boyfriend across the country to win him back. See them in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.
Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.
Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.
Dr. Gordon Freeman is a brilliant physicist is a quiet hero. And given all the violent aliens, he better be. See them in Half-Life.
Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.