Because you like Dan Dreiberg in Watchmen

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Josh Lucas just can't stop hanging around his stepsister's house. See them in Clueless.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Both intelligent and empathetic, Remus Lupin is worn down by the weight of a secret. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.