Because you like Rainbow Dash in My Little Pony

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

When the going gets tough, Dre Johnson gets tougher. Well, he'd like to think he does. See them in Blackish.

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.

Cosima Niehaus loves exploring the unknown. Even her own DNA is a puzzle, waiting to be unlocked. See them in Orphan Black.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

A Washington DC fixer, Olivia Pope can make roadblocks disappear with a single phone call. "It's handled" is her life motto. See them in Scandal.

She got locked up so her husband could make it big, but now Cookie Lyon is coming for what's hers. See them in Empire.