Character Recommendations Based on David St. Hubbins

Eugene H. Krabs SpongeBob SquarePants

Greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws

George Michael Bluth Arrested Development

Finding your place in a big family is hard. Being in love with your cousin is even harder

Creed Bratton The Office

Truly strange man with a mysterious past and an inscrutable blog

Brian Johnson The Breakfast Club

Brainy nerd who feels pressure to live up to expectations

Lucille Bluth Arrested Development

She doesn't understand the question, and she won't respond to it. And you're probably better off

Squidward Tentacles SpongeBob SquarePants

Pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet

Ben Wyatt Parks and Recreation

Serious, work-oriented, and very sweet

Gob Bluth Arrested Development

A self-absorbed magician with a temper. Just don't call his illusions "tricks"

Dale Cooper Twin Peaks

Suit-and-tie professional meets head-in-the-clouds mystic