Because you like David St. Hubbins in This Is Spinal Tap
John Bender
1911
John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.
Veronica Sawyer
2355
Veronica Sawyer thinks that if you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host. See them in Heathers.
Jim Halpert
2286
Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.