Because you like Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Community-driven but practical, Calvin Palmer is a natural leader even if he doesn't always see it. See them in Barbershop.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

Accessing more than 10 percent of your brain can do strange things to anyone, and Lucy is Exhibit A. See them in Lucy.

Jason Bourne is suffering amnesia, but considering what he's done as a CIA assassin, maybe that's for the best. See them in The Bourne Identity.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.