Because you like The Man in Black in The Princess Bride

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.