Because you like The Man in Black in The Princess Bride

Usually the life of the party, Laszlo is now seriously planning the vampiric takeover of the New World. Or at least Staten Island. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.