Because you like Noah Calhoun in The Notebook

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

This metal-bending mutant may be misaligned with the genetically normal people of the world, but Magneto's got class for days. See them in X-Men Series.

A loyal dinosaur, Yoshi loves both saving the day and chowing down on a good meal. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Samwell Tarly is a scholar, not a fighter. But that's not good for an aspiring member of the Night's Watch. See them in Game of Thrones.

Ratchet is a shoot-first, ask-questions-later, and then-shoot-again kind of lombax. See them in Ratchet & Clank.

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.