Because you like Alucard in Hellsing

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

For a taciturn, shadowy vampire, Angel has got a big mouth. See them in Angel.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

A doting grandfather, Edwin Hoover also has a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Velma Dinkley is all about getting results, not taking credit. She is the unsung hero of Mystery Inc. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Carl Fredricksen is a crotchety old man who may just have it in him to take one last, great adventure. See them in Up.

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.