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Jean-Luc Picard
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Part archaeologist, part philosopher, part politician, Jean-Luc Picard is an unashamed intellectual who runs a tight ship. See them in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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Needles Kane
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Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

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Boomerang
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Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

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Xander Harris
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Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Zeratul
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Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

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Wendy Testaburger
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Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

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Waylon Smithers
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Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

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Hoban Washburne
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Hoban Washburne shows you can be a hotshot space pilot *and* play with dinosaurs. See them in Firefly.

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Rupert Giles
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Rupert Giles is a librarian on the outside, fearless evil-fighter on the inside. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Ned Flanders
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Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

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Kyon
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From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

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Tony Montana
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Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.