Because you like Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

He may seem like a charismatic leader, but Bellamy also has a ruthless, self-serving streak See them in The 100.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Caleb Rivers is a bad boy with a good reason for acting out. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

M. Bison is a diabolical megalomaniac hell-bent on dominating the world. See them in Street Fighter.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

In his transformation from hardened convict to moral paragon, Jean Valjean is the kind of man we should all aspire to be. See them in Les Miserables.

Corpse Bride's dreams were taken from her. But now - now she's stolen them from someone else. See them in Corpse Bride.

If Jack Torrance is one of his moods, you'll be the unlucky victim of the most bone-chilling, sinister yellers around. Bring your own axe. See them in The Shining.

A believer in the pursuit of justice, Garrus Vakarian hates it when bad guys slip through the cracks of the bureaucratic justice system. See them in Mass Effect.