Because you like Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.
Few high school students could be less concerned with labels. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett's big personality is rivaled only by her big heart. Wait, did we mention she's gorgeous? See them in Modern Family.
One of Freddie Mercury's songs is "We Will Rock You." And does he ever! See them in Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.
An alien living in a temple shaped like a giant woman, Pearl enjoys ballet, fencing, and using her magical spear. See them in Steven Universe.
Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.
Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.
Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.
Love Quinn is a trained chef and excellent girlfriend, but she's hiding something dark. And bloody. See them in You.
Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.