Because you like Haffaz Aladeen in The Dictator

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Anya Jenkins has a real harsh bark to go with her demonic bite. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Faith has a chip on her shoulder and a stake in her hand to slay vampires in her town. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Relentlessly cheerful and optimistic, Erin Hannon is an office receptionist. See them in The Office.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.