Because you like Morticia Addams in The Addams Family

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Don't let Princess Peach's sweet, gentle nature fool you. Princess Peach can put up a good fight. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

A secret smoker, Margot Tenenbaum has plenty more secrets where that came from. See them in The Royal Tenenbaums.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Izzie Stevens is a model-turned-med student who can do it all, even if people underestimate her. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

A Berlin-based locksmith by day, Wolfgang Bogdanow is a world-class thief by night. He can also see out of other people's eyes, but that's a different issue. See them in Sense8.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.