Because you like Raphael in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Moving is hard for Coraline Jones; accidentally moving to a creepy mirror world just makes it harder. See them in Coraline.

While Jay Gatsby doesn't necessarily like to attend his parties, he knows how to throw a world-class bash. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Princess Fiona is a damsel who doesn't need saving, but she's cursed with an embarrassing secret. See them in Shrek.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

There are rumors that the Spirit was an Egyptian Pharaoh in his past, but without any memories, he doesn't know how true they are. See them in Yu-Gi-Oh! .

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.