Because you like Ted in Ted

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.

Raz is a 10-year-old boy who mostly stays in his own head, which makes sense since that's where he is strongest. See them in Psychonauts.

If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Did he ever tell you the definition of insanity? Just wait, and this psychopath will do just that. See them in Far Cry 3.