Because you like Caden Cotard in Synecdoche, New York

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Harry Mason has been told that he worries too much, that he's a little paranoid. But he just wants to protect what he loves. See them in Silent Hill.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Beware! Anton Chigurh carries a coin with him, which he forces his victims to flip to decide whether they will live or die. See them in No Country for Old Men.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.