Because you like Seth in Superbad

Stuck on a lifeboat with zoo animals without food and fresh water, Pi Patel uses his intelligence to face the greatest test of all: survival. See them in Life of Pi.

Once described as a "beautiful, tropical fish," Ann Perkins exudes warmth, and unlike most of her friends she also has common sense. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Nothing instills more fear in the Empire than the deep kshhh of Darth Vader breathing through his helmet. See them in Star Wars Series.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

There's no one cooler than this intergalactic smuggler who hangs out in dens of iniquity all over the galaxy. And Han Solo knows it! See them in Star Wars Series.

Always headed towards adventure, Goku is frequently with a band of loyal companions at his side. See them in Dragon Ball.

A Haddock always has a trick up his sleeve! Tintin is lucky to have Captain Haddock as a companion to search for hidden treasure on an adventure around the world. See them in The Adventures of Tintin.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

The chronically bizarre Dwight Schrute is the world’s most dependable assistant to the regional manager. See them in The Office.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.