Because you like England in Axis Powers Hetalia

Marie Antoinette may be a fun-loving queen who has it all, but her husband doesn't know how to have sex, and an angry mob wants to cut off her head. See them in Marie Antoinette.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

A meticulous forensic scientist, Edward Nygma is insanely good at his job. Emphasis on the "insane" part. See them in Gotham.

Janet Weiss is just like any other girl trapped in a bizarre burlesque-show castle. See them in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

If it were up to her, Merida would spend her days practicing archery and swordfighting, riding her horse, and exploring the Highlands. See them in Brave.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

There's more to this sweet, caring landlady than meets the eye. See them in Sherlock.

Woody is a selfless leader of Andy's toys who likes change less than a snake in his boots. See them in Toy Story.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Phoebe Halliwell is a bestselling author and martial arts master with power of premonitions. See them in Charmed.

R2-D2 has been in the galaxy saving business for decades. Not bad for somebody whose vocabulary is limited to "beep-boop." See them in Star Wars Series.