Because you like Gordie Lachance in Stand By Me

Michelle Richardson's world revolves around her boyfriend. Alas, his world doesn't revolve around her. See them in Skins.

Will Turner is an earnest, lovelorn blacksmith's assistant with an adventurous spirit. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Ahsoka Tano hopes to be a very powerful and knowledgeable Jedi one day. See them in The Clone Wars.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Effie Trinket is utterly enamored with all things fashion, make-up, and style. See them in The Hunger Games .

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.