Because you like Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk in Some Like It Hot

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

A compassionate medical student, Martha Jones has found a Doctor she can really look up to. See them in Doctor Who.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Leslie Knope can accomplish anything, literally anything, with a little grit and help from her office. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Irene Adler has to use both her brains and her body to survive. Luckily, she's usually the most brilliant person in the room. See them in Sherlock.

Effie Trinket is utterly enamored with all things fashion, make-up, and style. See them in The Hunger Games .

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

A reformed former outlaw, John Marston doesn't want any trouble, yet somehow trouble always seems to find him. See them in Red Dead Redemption.

WALL-E is a quirky little romantic robot cleaning the wasteland known as Earth. See them in WALL-E.

Somehow all of Lara Jean Covey's past crushes know everything she's ever felt about them. Embarrasing? Yes, but hey, now she has a boyfriend. See them in To all The Boys I've Loved Before.