Because you like Miles Raymond in Sideways

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

For Jack Pearson, the best thing about having triplets is giving three times the love. See them in This Is Us.

Andy Bernard is a preppy Cornell grad who's very likely to break into an acapella performance. See them in The Office.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.