Because you like Chon Wang in Shanghai Noon

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.

Suzaku Kururugi defeats enemies with his flashy but deadly jump kicks. But he's willing to sacrifice himself for peace. See them in Code Geass.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Tifa Lockhart is part mother hen, part martial arts bad-ass. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Warm and caring, Kitty Forman acts like a mom towards all of her kids' friends. See them in That '70s Show.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.