Because you like Tony Montana in Scarface

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

It’s usually the good-looking, charismatic, play-by-their-own-rules types that get everyone into trouble, and Tyler Durden is Exhibit A. See them in Fight Club.

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

This master marksman may be a villain, but Deadshot's motives aren't quite as selfish as they seem. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.