Because you like Danny Donahue in Role Models

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Nick Miller might not have a bank account, but he defintely has a lot of love to give. See them in New Girl.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Rarity has been dreaming of the day her designs will dazzle Canterlot. See them in My Little Pony.

Penelope Garcia is the smartest ex-con turned FBI tech, but her fashion never fails to raise eyebrows. See them in Criminal Minds.

You won't like him when Bruce Banner is angry. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Xena's a warrior on a redemptive quest who excels in extreme sports and uses a whip to block axes in mid-air. See them in Xena Warrior Princess.

Nancy Wheeler is popular but independent, sheltered but gutsy. See them in Stranger Things.

Jim Hopper is a weary and beaten down police officer who numbs his pain through beer, pills, and cigarettes. See them in Stranger Things.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.