Because you like Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Strong-willed Norah Silverberg isn't willing to be the goody bag at anyone's pity party. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Good fashion? Check. Snarky quips? Check. Supernatural evil-fighting powers? Also check. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Ally Maine is a star who is about to be born. See them in A Star is Born.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.

Though Ray Holt is a man of few words and even fewer smiles, he cares deeply about his precinct and detectives. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Larger than life and wealthy beyond measure, Willy Wonka is more than a titan in the sweets industry; he is an arbiter of taste. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.