Because you like Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Hannah Baker is a buoyant spirit broken by the cruelties of high school. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Pro tip: the psych ward is not the best place to find a mentor like Lisa Rowe. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Underneath Fakir's sarcastic exterior is a loyal friend. But his loyalty borders on being possessive of his friends. See them in Princess Tutu.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.