Character Recommendations Based on Benjamin Coffin III

Philip J. Fry Futurama

So stupid he accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium

Soos Ramirez Gravity Falls

Loving doofus man-child

Wendy Corduroy Gravity Falls

The ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls

Dwight Schrute The Office

Annoying assistant to the regional manager who's all about beets, bears and Battlestar Galactica

Alice Kingsleigh Alice in Wonderland

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head

Quicksilver Marvel's The Avengers

Cocky speedster who could run around the world in the time it's taking you to read this

Joyce Byers Stranger Things

Not crazy, just speaking to her missing son across dimensions using Christmas lights

Grunkle Stan Gravity Falls

Grumpy tourist trap owner with a few deep secrets

Pam Beesly The Office

Shy receptionist who would rather waste time with Jim than spend quality time with her fiancé

Chewbacca Star Wars Series

Loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off