Because you like Barry Egan in Punch Drunk Love
A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
Mr. Blonde is the undisputed leader of his pack of suited-up outlaws, with a stoic and serious demeanor, and a penchant for bloodshed. See them in Reservoir Dogs.
Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Robbie Turner has been accused of a crime he never committed, changing the course of his life forever. See them in Atonement.
A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.
A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.
Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.
Mike Lane is magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene? See them in Magic Mike.