Because you like Barry Egan in Punch Drunk Love
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
The singer and ukulele player of her girl band, Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk is the life of a party and the woman of a man's dreams. See them in Some Like It Hot.
Mr. Blonde is the undisputed leader of his pack of suited-up outlaws, with a stoic and serious demeanor, and a penchant for bloodshed. See them in Reservoir Dogs.
Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.
Robbie Turner has been accused of a crime he never committed, changing the course of his life forever. See them in Atonement.
A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.
A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.
Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.
Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.
