Because you like Barry Egan in Punch Drunk Love

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

A good-natured and academically minded superhero, Dan Dreiberg can still get his hands dirty in a fight. See them in Watchmen.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Abbi Abrams is the ultimate wingwoman because she wants nothing more than to have a good time for its own sake. See them in Broad City.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.