Because you like Howard Stern in Private Parts

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

A majestic ruler, Mufasa is respected throughout the animal kingdom. See them in The Lion King.

Dewey Finn will rock you. He feels rock and roll in his blood and guts. See them in School of Rock.

A jealous woman is dangerous. A jealous assassin woman like Elle Driver is even more so. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Born and raised in the darkness, Bane is determined to have the city totally under his control so that he can demolish it. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Pure charm, flirty and fashionable, Lando Calrissian will make sure to get the job done when necessary. See them in Star Wars Series.

Jack Bauer is a terrorist fighter who is scared of nothing and no one. The clock is ticking! See them in 24.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

Marv is a brutish but principled thug who'd be right at home on an ancient battlefield. See them in Sin City.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.