Because you like Fitzwilliam Darcy in Pride & Prejudice

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Convinced that the world is conspiring against him, Tatsuhiro's reconciled himself to his fate as a shut-in. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Years of brutal winters, foreign invasions, and crippling loneliness have left Russia's mental state far from wholly intact. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

When Rin Matsuoka is not swimming, he mostly spends his time brooding or listening to angry Dubstep. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

After alien Haruko rides in on her Vespa, giant robots spouting from Naota Nandaba's forehead soon become the least of his worries. See them in FLCL.