Because you like Diana Christensen in Network

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Needles Kane says shut up and bleed. See them in Twisted Metal .

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Zeratul is cryptic, mystic, and not to be messed with. See them in StarCraft .

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.