Because you like Pedro Sanchez in Napoleon Dynamite

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Headstrong and sarcastic, Max Mayfield is a force for awkward middle school boys to contend with. See them in Stranger Things.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Nala is a strong lioness who's loyal to her friends. See them in The Lion King.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.