Because you like Napoleon Dynamite in Napoleon Dynamite

Optimus Prime is a shapeshifting sentient robot leading a team of robots to stop evil from taking over. See them in Transformers.

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the world, if he's brave enough. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Thankfully, Jenna Hamilton has her sense of humor and friends to get her through the endless torture that is high school. See them in Awkward..

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

Captain Spock is on a five-year mission exploring the final frontier and boldly going where no man has gone before. See them in Star Trek.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

It turns out the girl of your dreams just might have dreams of her own. See them in (500) Days of Summer.