Because you like Deb Bradshaw in Napoleon Dynamite

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

Charlotte York is an idealistic art curator who loves horses, tennis and Elizabeth Taylor movies. See them in Sex and the City.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

Nick Carraway is the perfect observer: always there for the events, but never too involved. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

Charlotte is ready to embrace connection in a strange place. See them in Lost in Translation.

White Witch's heart is as frozen as the land she rules. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.