Because you like Neil McCormick in Mysterious Skin

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Mike Hannigan is a lawyer-turned-pianist who loves to tap into his kooky side. See them in Friends.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Rue is an icy prima ballerina whose obsession with perfection obscures a hidden desire to be loved. See them in Princess Tutu.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

With an incredible ability to fake a smile, Selina Meyer is a gifted politician serving as Vice President. And maybe one day the President will actually call her. See them in Veep.

Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Holly Golightly spends so much time trying to be other people's dream girl, she doesn't really know what kind of girl she actually is. See them in Breakfast at Tiffany's.