Because you like Mikey Waters in My Own Private Idaho

Stoic, cynical, and independent, Homura Akemi is an alluring enigma. See them in Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Though Twilight might be opposed to it, her new friends might just be able to teach this serious-minded pony how to relax. See them in My Little Pony.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

Smart, sarcastic, and loyal, Stiles Stilinski doesn't just want to be the sidekick in someone else's life. See them in Teen Wolf.

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

A daring conman, Flynn Rider is so charismatic that you might not mind when he steals from you. See them in Tangled.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.

A responsible kid, Hugo Cabret is still capable of flights of fancy. See them in Hugo.

Hawkeye is most comfortable perched above the action, keeping an eye on everything and using a well-timed arrow to save the day. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.