Because you like Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing
Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.
Summer Roberts is privileged and preppy but also surprisingly open-minded and fiercely loyal. See them in The O.C..
A suave demon, Crowley grants humans their wishes in exchange for their soul, only to find loopholes that benefit him. See them in Supernatural.
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.
Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.
As high-strung as she is talented, Rachel Berry both marches and sings to the beat of her own drum. See them in Glee.
Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.
Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.