Because you like Ishmael in Moby Dick

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

While Cassie Ainsworth's head is always in the clouds, her heart is always in the right place. See them in Skins.

Don't mess with Mickey Milkovich unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns. See them in Shameless.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

After becoming accepted into the group of popular girls, Tracy Freeland has turned from a sweet and reserved teenager into a monster. See them in thirteen.