Because you like Annie Wilkes in Misery

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Sophia Burset will teach you how to navigate the prison world and maybe how to make cute shower shoes from commissary items too. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Nadia Vulvokov is a no-nonsense broad with a dark sense of humor and a flippant attitude. See them in Russian Doll.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

Charlie is a Type A theater director dealing with something out of his control: a painful divorce. See them in Marriage Story.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.