Because you like Needles Kane in Twisted Metal

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

For Lee Everett, every day is now just another struggle to collect supplies, find other survivors, and stay alive. See them in The Walking Dead (Video Game).

Benji Applebaum is not a total nerd. He also happens to be super into magic. See them in Pitch Perfect.

Ellie is more world-weary than most 14-year-olds. You would be too if your world was infested with zombies. See them in The Last of Us.

A Haddock always has a trick up his sleeve! Tintin is lucky to have Captain Haddock as a companion to search for hidden treasure on an adventure around the world. See them in The Adventures of Tintin.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

Though she can seamlessly flit between glamorous identities, Sydney Prosser is more vulnerable than she pretends to be. See them in American Hustle.

With his perfectly combed hair and flashy military outfits, France can charm the pants off of anyone—well except his fellow nations, it seems. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.