Because you like Agent J in Men in Black

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

Working as a captain in the American Expeditionary Forces and a spy for British Intelligence, Steve Trevor wants to end World War I once and for all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

K-2SO is a blunt and sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial droid who is always up for an adventure. See them in Rogue One.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Luis is a deliverer of silver linings and long-winded stories. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Darcy Lewis is a razor-sharp scientist studying things that science can't explain. See them in Thor.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.