Because you like Ultron in Marvel Cinematic Universe

Kesuke Miyagi is a karate expert who thinks the best way a scrawny high schooler can learn how to defend himself is by washing every surface in sight. See them in The Karate Kid.

Peter Pevensie shows as much courage as a child king as he did under The Blitz of London. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Darcy Lewis is a razor-sharp scientist studying things that science can't explain. See them in Thor.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

K-2SO is a blunt and sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial droid who is always up for an adventure. See them in Rogue One.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.